AVOIR ET \u00caTRE, Yves Duteil<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n
Loin des vieux livres de grammaire,
\u00c9coutez comment un beau soir,
Ma m\u00e8re m’enseigna les myst\u00e8res
Du verbe \u00eatre et du verbe avoir.
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Parmi mes meilleurs auxiliaires,
Il est deux verbes originaux.
Avoir et \u00catre \u00e9taient deux fr\u00e8res
Que j’ai connus d\u00e8s le berceau.
Bien qu’oppos\u00e9s de caract\u00e8re,
On pouvait les croire jumeaux,
Tant leur histoire est singuli\u00e8re.
Mais ces deux fr\u00e8res \u00e9taient rivaux.
Ce qu’Avoir aurait voulu \u00eatre
\u00catre voulait toujours l’avoir.
\u00c0 ne vouloir ni dieu ni ma\u00eetre,
Le verbe \u00catre s’est fait avoir.
Son fr\u00e8re Avoir \u00e9tait en banque
Et faisait un grand num\u00e9ro,
Alors qu’\u00catre, toujours en manque.
Souffrait beaucoup dans son ego.
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Pendant qu’\u00catre apprenait \u00e0 lire
Et faisait ses humanit\u00e9s,
De son c\u00f4t\u00e9 sans rien lui dire
Avoir apprenait \u00e0 compter.
Et il amassait des fortunes
En avoirs, en liquidit\u00e9s,
Pendant qu’\u00catre, un peu dans la lune
S’\u00e9tait laiss\u00e9 d\u00e9poss\u00e9der.
Avoir \u00e9tait ostentatoire
Lorsqu’il se montrait g\u00e9n\u00e9reux,
\u00catre en revanche, et c’est notoire,
Est bien souvent pr\u00e9somptueux.
Avoir voyage en classe Affaires.
Il met tous ses titres \u00e0 l’abri.
Alors qu’\u00catre est plus d\u00e9bonnaire,
Il ne gardera rien pour lui.
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Sa richesse est tout int\u00e9rieure,
Ce sont les choses de l’esprit.
Le verbe \u00catre est tout en pudeur,
Et sa noblesse est \u00e0 ce prix.
Un jour \u00e0 force de chim\u00e8res
Pour parvenir \u00e0 un accord,
Entre verbes \u00e7a peut se faire,
Ils conjugu\u00e8rent leurs efforts.
Et pour ne pas perdre la face
Au milieu des mots rassembl\u00e9s,
Ils se sont r\u00e9partis les t\u00e2ches
Pour enfin se r\u00e9concilier.
Le verbe Avoir a besoin d’\u00catre
Parce qu’\u00eatre, c’est exister.
Le verbe \u00catre a besoin d’avoirs
Pour enrichir ses bons c\u00f4t\u00e9s.
Et de palabres interminables
En arguties alambiqu\u00e9es,
Nos deux fr\u00e8res ins\u00e9parables
Ont pu \u00eatre et avoir \u00e9t\u00e9.
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Oublie ton pass\u00e9, qu’il soit simple ou compos\u00e9,
Participe \u00e0 ton Pr\u00e9sent pour que ton Futur soit Plus que Parfait.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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